The Council Have Provided For The People Of Middlesbrough These Past Winters

A Outdoor Ice Skating Facility Sited Near To The Town Hall

The Popularity And Success Of This Has Not Gone Unnoticed By The Authorities

So Middlesbrough Council Have Worked Hard In Town To Benefit All
By Extending The Duration Into A All Year Round Event
That Confident Are The Council In The People Of Middlesbrough’s Desire To Skate
They Have Extended The Venue To Most Of The Towns Centre Thoroughfares

The Council Have Yet To Announce What Charges
If Any Will Be Made For Use Of This Facility

Which Leaves The Question Is This All Part Of Some Hidden Council Agenda
To Attract The Hosting Of The Winter Olympic Games
By Giving All Middlesbrough Residents Equal Opportunities
And Extensive Skating Training Which Includes Adverse Weather Acclimatisation

By Simply Waiting At Town Centre Bus Stops

Does Middlesbrough Council Expect People With These Newly Learnt Skills
Make Use Of These Facilities By Helping Alleviate Town Centre Traffic Congestion

And Would This Be Achieved By People Skating To And From Town

It Has Not Gone Unnoticed That The Forward Thinking Of The Council Includes

Flags On These Routes Depicting Exactly Where You Are Plus They Are Ideally Positioned
So Fallen Skaters Can Read Them In The Prone Position

It Is Hoped The Private Middlesbrough Ramblers Club

Middlesbrough Street Wardens

Will Take Time Out From Their Rambling Aimlessly Around Town

And Help Any Fallen Skaters

Rumours That This New Rambling Society Was To Fight Crime Seems Unfounded

Please Note The Following -

Undertakings From Middlesbrough Criminals Have Yet Been Supplied
To Middlesbrough Council That They Will Obey And Respect UK Law
When Requested To Do So By Middlesbrough Street Wardens

It Is Understood By Citizen Smith That -


Cleveland Police


Have Sort This Very Same Undertaking From These Criminals
For A Number Of Years Without Any Notable Success

But As A Acknowledgement To The Efforts Of The Council’s Attempt
To Convert The Middlesbrough Criminal Fraternity

We Wish Them Luck

It Is Hoped By All Skaters And Pedestrians

Street Wardens Are Fully Trained In The Latest Techniques Of Alpine Search And Rescue

Well Known Are The Dangers Of Any Sport Or Activity Especially
Those That Involve Slipping Or Sliding And End With Hard Ground Contact

To Give Further Support To Skaters And Residents

It Was Announced By The Council Special Medical Supply Bins
Were Be Fixed On Middlesbrough Lamp Posts

This Plan Is Now Thought To Have Been Scrapped

Middlesbrough Town Centre

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